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vanillish:

boy: *bends over*

me:

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kidanedakh:

Disney + text posts

God damnit Kuzco…

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kingsleyyy:

i swear it would be easier to explain if someone looked over my shoulder and saw me watching porn than to explain some of the posts on my damn dashboard…this being one of them

I’M LITERALLY CRYING OMG

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Phoebe Buffay Best Comebacks

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wendyandmarvin:

Are you kidding me. Are you freaking KIDDING me. Fifteen years we’ve been speculating on why Red gave up being Champion to live all the way out on godforsaken Mt. Silver, and as it turns out, it had nothing to do with him being a mysterious loner, or wanting to challenge himself, or getting stronger, or escaping any old demons from his past.

NOPE. As it turns out, Mt. Silver was just the only place on the goddamn map where Red could find 880 lbs. of food every day to feed his greedy fucking Snorlax. That’s all. That’s it. Mystery solved.

There are not words for how done I currently am with this series. Fuck it. I give up. Done. I’m out.

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breadmaakesyoufat:

when a group of teenagers walks past you and starts laughing at you for no apparent reason

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neatpotatoes:

when they say their dick is 8 inches 

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  • girl: come over
  • guy: im gay
  • girl: my parents arent home
  • guy: im literally gay
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snorlaxatives:

[let’s see how far we’ve come by matchbox twenty plays in the distance]

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iceboats:

when u ask ur mom for fast food and she says yes and asks what u want image

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pestered:

please dont be ashamed of stretch marks it is proof you are growing it doesnt mean you are fat it means youre growing into a pretty flower you are special and cute 

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badgirlsclubone:

Me when i’m at school

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You have nice manners for a thief...and a LIAR!

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